Sunday Night Humor

I’ve tried this. It doesn’t work. Ask the French baguettes I dream about, and then buy, and then proceed to eat in less than an hour. 

Tossing Humor Around

I’ve experienced this type of situation. The interaction went like this: Cashier: “Do you want it warmed up?” Customer: “Can you like toast it in the microwave or something?” Me: Oh.My.GOD. My brother: “You can’t hit her.” Me: “Why is there a Valley girl on line ahead of me? I just want coffee!? And I don’t speak like an idiot.” My brother: “You can’t punch her or knock her out. The cops are too close and there are cameras here.” Me, after she gets her “toasted in the microwave item”: “How do people like that FUNCTION in this world?” Person behind me: “Watch, she’ll be a politician or a politician’s hooker.” #WelcomeToNewYork